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Decimated By Dastardly Dead Ipod Battery
Once In A Lifetime Day Decimated By Dastardly Dead Ipod Battery.
It was about Nine o'clock P.M. on Saturday June 28th. Zohan and Dalia had just shared a succulent piece of their wedding cake, while also enjoying a sensuous bottle of chablis, 1982's finest! They had been married just over six hours now and were preparing for their first dance together as husband and wife. Their once in a lifetime adventure in Camelot, had been seemingly perfect. The groom's cousin Ike, whom was an experienced Shakespearian actor, was about to announce the happy newlyweds onto the dance floor for their first dance. This a moment that Dalia had been dreaming about for many years. She had always had envisioned this day exactly as it was, perfect! She took Zohan's hand, as they walked to the dance floor. They embraced, as Ike pushed play on the bride's Ipod. Dalia fully, and Zohan to some extent, looked breathless as they danced to Ingrid Michaelson's "The Way I Am". It was the perfect song for the perfect moment in time. When all of a sudden the music stopped.
Looking puzzled the bride looked at the groom, who intern looked at his cousin Ike, as Ike looked back at him. What had happened to their perfect day. Yesterday they had rehearsed this, ten times over without a glitch! Nothing was supposed to go wrong, nothing could go wrong, they had this all down to a tee! Well you see, apparently the bride had forgotten to charge Ipod that night, and while it continued to play through cocktails and all the way through dinner, it was a dastardly dead Ipod battery, that would decimate their once in a lifetime day. To Zohan & Dalia, it would become the day the music died!
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